Really, I’ve never worn makeup. I’m just not into it. My attitude toward makeup has evolved over the years from a strong dislike to a passive indifference to the entire practice. When I was a young child, my best friend was hosting a makeup party, otherwise known as a “let’s throw enough glitter on these 9-year-olds faces to make Boy George approve” party. Boy George once came dangerously close to being crushed by a huge glitter ball. ).
I wasn’t really into makeup at the time, though. But in an effort to be a good friend, I allowed them to do whatever they wanted to my hair, including adding glitter and braids. I didn’t completely despise that.
My interest in makeup never really grew from that point on. I developed a serious obsession with nail polish in high school and let that be the focus of all of my cosmetic purchases. Additionally, I performed in the school plays, which required one of my friends—or, worse yet, one of the stage mothers—to assist me with my face. It was particularly bad when I was chosen to play one of the Sharks in West Side Story in the spring. My face had been covered in layers of bronzer (and some minor racism) for days.
I’ve had to answer inquiries about why I don’t wear makeup for the entirety of this time and even now. It’s no longer so much that I detest the thought of wearing lip gloss. Now that I’m an adult and have witnessed some of my friends battle concealer-related insecurities, I’m glad I’ve never felt the urge to rush into the nearest Ulta location. I’m aware that not everyone wears makeup to hide apparent flaws, but when I look in the mirror, I usually like what I see. It’s not that I don’t care about how I look — I do care about how I look. So why is the fact that I don’t wear makeup such a problem? Why should I spend hours perfecting the perfect cat eye? Do I really need to spend half my paycheck on makeup when instead I could buy a better brand of shampoo and awesome party dress? With mascara, I simply don’t feel that I look any better.
I have no disrespect for any of you ladies who enjoy carrying around a large cosmetics bag. There are numerous good reasons to enjoy makeup. We’re good as long as you’re happy with both your on- and off-the-ring appearance. But maybe refrain from bringing up these 12 issues the next time we speak; we makeup-free ladies are seriously sick of them.
- “YET YOU WOULD LOOK SO CUTE WITH A LITTLE INSERT MAKEUP ITEM HERE,” someone said.
Depending on the speaker’s intent, this one might be the most derogatory of them all. I immediately think, “And I don’t look cute now? Gee, thanks.” in response to this. “.
- Your eyes would really pop, you know.
I feel okay because my eyes are already the size of two large planets in orbit. Additionally, I was aware of it thanks to the countless advertisements and commercials I have had to endure throughout my life due to your fetish for cosmetics. You know, I know how makeup works. - “DID YOU JUST NEVER LEARN HOW TO? THAT’S SO SAD!”.
At any time in my life, my mother would have been more than happy to tutor me. The same is true for my friends. People, it’s not like learning to ride a bike. Nowadays, most girls learn from YouTube tutorials. - The natural beauty of a woman is enhanced by makeup. “.
Why enhance it if I already think I’m beautiful? After all, doing so costs a fortune and only works to your advantage once you’ve spent years figuring out what suits you best. I’m glad I steered clear of the dark, heavy eyeliner trend that everyone else in high school went through. That didn’t do much of the “enhancing” you mention. - Really, though, why don’t you use it?
Leave me alone, I’m not interested. The response most likely isn’t altering. - “I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT; I COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT MY __!”.
I’m sorry you experience that. My toothbrush and toothpaste are necessities for me. I take care of myself as well, just not in the same way.
- I bet that will make you look extra nice. I THINK [S NAME] WOULD LIKE IT!”.
And no, my boyfriend probably wouldn’t like it. I just so happen to have a ridiculous amount of experience with this one. Why should I change who I am and pretend to be someone I’m not if someone asked me out because they liked the way I looked? Also, my long-term boyfriend loves the fact that I don’t wear makeup. He tells me I’m beautiful all the time and is obviously very relieved that I’m not fussy about it. So there you have it. - I’ll apply YOUR MAKEUP. I guarantee that you won’t even appear to be wearing any.
I’m sure my pillow would know if I tried to go to sleep without washing it all off, so what’s even the point? - Is it a statement of some kind?
No, this isn’t some feminist rant about how the makeup industry controls women and how nobody should tell you how to look good. Even if they still wear makeup occasionally, I do believe that women should adore the way they look without it. - SO DO YOU THINK I’M PATHETIC FOR BEING A SLAVE TO MY MAKEUP?
No. If you like makeup, that’s fine, but what are you talking about? I don’t. Pizza is something I enjoy. Do you think that turns me into a despicable slave to Papa John’s? (Honestly, I’d be cool with that. ). - When you get married, what are you going to do?
I would probably apply the least amount of mascara possible and continue. Wouldn’t the future husband be a little taken aback if I approached the altar wearing a completely different face?
- IF YOUR DAUGHTER WOULD LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO WEAR MAKEUP, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Then I would be delighted to impart the meager knowledge I have gained over the years as a woman and would advise her to learn about makeup from her friends or the Internet. Whatever. For me, it’s most crucial that she understands her natural beauty and learns to appreciate the face she was given.
