The husband is fixated on a stunning inebriated woman who is swigging glasses of gin at a nearby table.
“Do you know her?” his wife asks as she turns to face him.
The husband sighs, “Yes. She is my former spouse. “.
He explains, “I hear she hasn’t been sober since she started drinking right after our divorce seven years ago. “.
The wife exclaims, “My God!”.
Who would have believed someone could continue to celebrate for that long?
Here are a few more lighthearted jokes for you.
A language spoken by bees.
What made the bee sign up for a language course?
Because it desired to become familiar with the jargon and engage in more insightful hive discussions!
Molecular Barbecue.
Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein enter a barbecue as a result. Heisenberg forgets the momentum of the sausages, Schrödinger brings a cat in a box, and Einstein simply keeps relativity in the way of everyone’s plans.
Garden gnomes of Zen.
What motivated the Zen garden gnomes to form a meditation community?
Because they desired to become more gnome-vasive and discover their inner gnome!
The map of a pirate.
A pirate discovered a treasure map with the following riddle: “Dig for treasure where the moon and sun meet between the palm trees. He spent all day digging, developed a blister, and then realized it was just a palmistry lesson.
The Time-Traveling Baker.
Why did the time-traveling baker return to the 18th century?
to make some revolutionary buns and knead some historical dough!
Growing Ghost.
Why did the gardening ghost have such great success?
It did so because it knew how to “spiritually” care for the plants and had the best “grave” growing advice!
Improved Alien’s Phone.
The alien’s communication system was upgraded for what reason?
Because it wanted to stay “intergalacti-connected” and explore the universe’s Wi-Fi hotspots!
The Stand-Up Comedy of Chicken.
Why did the chicken decide to perform as a stand-up comic?
Since it always had a cluck-worthy punchline and had a knack for cracking yolks!
Martian shopping expedition.
The Martian came to Earth specifically to shop, why else?
because they had heard that our malls were truly out-of-this-world and had the newest “interplanetary” fashion trends!
Sensible Squirrels.
Why do squirrels ask themselves these questions?
As a result of their obsession with introspective ideas and heated debates!
