The aviation industry has certainly faced many challenges in recent years. Not only do you have to deal with people who get angry a lot, you have to do it with a smile. As you can imagine, some of them have a hard time stopping themselves from saying what they really think.
But when they get the chance to do it, it’s usually one of the nicest ones imaginable. That’s exactly what happened in this case, when a male flight attendant encountered a wealthy and assertive passenger. The results will make you laugh out loud.
One gay flight attendant found a very interesting way to deal with a conniving passenger who refused to put down his tray when boarding. The flight attendant asked the woman to retrieve the tray, but the woman did not move and instead spoke in a condescending manner. You’ll never guess what he said.
My flight had an obviously gay flight attendant on board, and that flight attendant crashed in a scandalous manner. He served us food and drinks and seemed to make everyone feel good.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us:
”Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your tray, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
